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these characters and am in no way making any profit from this story
Author's Notes: Just a short foolish lil story I thought up when I was bored
Summary: Olympus is in Chaos and it's Ares' fault
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sex: Nope Violence: Yeah there is some violence Subtext: Hell no
Chaos on Olympus
Fireballs were flying everywhere and so was Xena’s Chakram. Ares
ducked as Athena hurled a fireball in his direction but he failed to dodge
Xena’s fist which made contact with his jaw “Oof!” he said as he fell back and
landed on the table. He rolled out of the way as Gabrielle’s foot came down
where his head had been.
Olympus was in chaos and it was Ares’ fault. Discord and Aphrodite were rolling
around on the floor going at it. Zeus was throwing bolts every which way.
Hercules now had Ares pinned up against a pillar and had his arm drawn back to
drive his fist into Ares’ face. Ares kicked him in the stomach and got away.
Xena was standing near by and when Ares ran past she reached out her arm and
grabbed him by the collar. He was jerked right off his feet and fell to the
ground. When he hit the floor a pile of little orange rectangles fell out of his
shirt. Xena bent over and picked them up and looked them over, then she turned
her gaze to Ares, who now lay on the floor with her foot on his chest. She held
them up. “You were cheating! I can’t believe you Ares!” she said as she dropped
the 500-dollar bills of Monopoly money on the table. She turned around and gave
a loud whistle “Alright everyone back to the game!” she called and pulled Ares
to his feet. She dropped the stack of 500’s back in the banker’s tray as
everyone else took their seats around the table where the Monopoly board sat in
the middle.
“Hey! You’re only supposed to get 50 dollars change not 150” Ares glared at
Hercules “What are you talking about? I only took 50” Hercules replied angrily.
“You did not!” Ares yelled and blasted Hercules in the chest with a fireball. It
all started again with Athena hurling fireballs, Xena’s Chakram flying through
the air, Discord and Aphrodite going at it, and Zeus throwing bolts all over. It
was chaos it was perfect. No one noticed when Xena and Ares disappeared out of
the room together with a snicker “Works everytime.”
The End
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